Ebaying it UPPPP!
So recently I have been selling my life, and the stuff of others on E-Bay. It has been somewhat lucrative, though I had my first return after 20 or so sales. I accidentally sold a bikini, a new one, and the size for the top were mismatched. I didn’t realize this discrepancy, but the buyer did and this was their communication with me: “I need to see how to return this item on the discription it says it is a size medium, but when i received the item the bottoms were medium but the top was a large and i will not accept this. It says on your profile that you do not accept returns but the item was misrepresented and i will report it and you if i can not return it and receive my money back”
I contemplated telling her that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but checking out her diction, this adage would have probably gone right over her head. Nasty bitch.